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GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR PLONKER
SECURITY at NASA Space Centre in Cape Canaveral, Florida, is under review after it emerged John Terry turned up in full spacesuit to join British astronaut Tim Peake as he ... Read More»
WIGGO OUT WITH ‘PAIN IN ARSE CAUSED BY LOSING’
SIR Bradley Wiggins has withdrawn from the Giro d’Italia because of “losing”. Seven-time Olympic medallist Wiggins, who was five minutes and 22 seconds down overall, has been suffering from “not ... Read More»
TORIES ‘CAN’T AGREE OVER CHEESE’
THE Conservatives are split down the middle over cheese, it has been revealed. MPs on the right of the party will only eat Red Leicester, Double Gloucester or Cheddar, while ... Read More»
Showbiz
Michelle Keegan voted ‘sexiest babe called Michelle Keegan’
CORONATION Street star Michelle Keegan told The Splurt she was “reet chuffed” at being voted ...
Sports
Fergie’s ‘retired’ team backed to beat Arsenal
SIR Alex Ferguson has denied that he is planning to enter a new team in ...
Politics
Lib-Dem leaders demand straight ‘should we-shouldn’t we’ referendum
THE Liberal Democrats have announced that they now want a should we-shouldn’t we referendum to ...
Science
Jesus suffered for sins in a former life, says soap star, 98
ONE of television’s best-loved soap stars, 98-year-old Dick Littlehampton, who plays ageing lothario Bill Grunt ...
World
Harry behaves himself – shock
BUCKINGHAM Palace has refused to comment on reports coming out of America that Prince Harry has “behaved impeccably” while on a Royal visit there. A downmarket US tabloid has claimed ... Read More»
See what happens when we’re not allowed to shoot people, say gun nuts
THE gun lobby in America has told President Obama that banning guns will only lead to more outrages like the Boston Marathon bombing. A spokesman for the pressure group Killing ... Read More»
Hugo Chavez dead? Might be, says state TV
VENEZUELAN president Hugo Chavez “might have died, might not”, the country’s state-run news organisation said last night. Reports suggested the Prez, who had been suffering from cancer and falling ratings ... Read More»
