Politics
Huhne tag ‘lies’
REPORTS that Chris Huhne has asked his ex-wife Vicky Pryce to wear his electronic tag as well as her own so he can go down the pub without anyone noticing have been denied by the authorities. A spokesman for Group4Tags ... Read More »
Army brings in the tour that doesn’t stop touring tour
THE Defence Secretary this week announced to a packed House of Commons with 12 MPs in it that tours of duty in Afghanistan will now last five years each. Philip Hammond said the tours would be shared between the remaining ... Read More »
More cops patrol Twitter than Thatcher’s funeral
It has emerged that more police officers were monitoring Twitter during the funeral of Baroness Thatcher than lining the route of the cortege. One senior Met Police officer told The Splurt: “People need to realise social media is the new ... Read More »
SO WHY WAS OSBORNE CRYING LIKE A GIRL?
SPECULATION is rife as to why Chancellor George Osborne was blubbing like a kid at the funeral of Baroness Thatcher. Mr Osbourne was seen with tears streaming down his face, seated behind Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha, ... Read More »
SIX DEGREES OF DESPERATION What links Margaret Thatcher and Kim Jong-Un?
1 Margaret Thatcher’s middle name was Hilda 2 Hilda Ogden was a character in Coronation St 3 Coronation Street features grumpy gossip Norris Cole 4 The USS Norris was an American warship which patrolled waters off Korea during the Korean ... Read More »
Youth commissioner ‘over-tired’ says mum
THE new Youth Crime Commissioner for Lower Stubbold has been forced to resign after a series of offensive remarks. In one outburst, eight-year-old Juniper Lively said she hated her teachers, hated her mum and dad and said no-one understood her. ... Read More »
MONDAY’S TRAGIC NEWS SPARKS NATIONAL WEEK OF MOURNING
A NATIONAL week of mourning was declared across the country on Monday night after the day’s tragic news filtered through. For some it was difficult to take. One person was found wandering the streets saying: “It can’t be. It can’t ... Read More »
SIX DEGREES OF DESPERATION – What links Dale Winton and Kim Jong Un?
1 Dale Winton presented the TV game show Supermarket Sweep 2 Sweep is a puppet character on The Sooty Show 3 Sooty was created by Harry Corbett 4 His namesake Harry H Corbett starred in Steptoe and Son, written by ... Read More »
Korean chief issues hoops challenge to Obama
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong Un has challenged US President Barack Obama to settle their differences on the basketball court. The diminutive leader, who had previously intimated that he would blow the world to “kingdom come”, made his apparent U-turn ... Read More »
THANK YOU! A SPECIAL UPDATE ON THE RECENT DAVID MILIBAND JOB APPEAL
SUPPORTERS of failed Labour leadership candidate David Miliband has thanked the public for their response to a worldwide appeal to find something for him to do. David has spent three years waiting for something and he was going downhill fast. ... Read More »
