Showbiz
Harry behaves himself – shock
BUCKINGHAM Palace has refused to comment on reports coming out of America that Prince Harry has “behaved impeccably” while on a Royal visit there. A downmarket US tabloid has claimed that he was not ONCE seen naked in public and ... Read More »
We’re the channel for ‘Sh*te’ insists ITV
ITV has accused the BBC of pinching its ideas and showing a “woeful lack of originality” with its latest Saturday night talent show Bag o’ Shite. In the programme, which the Beeb hopes will revive its flagging fortunes in the ... Read More »
THE COURAGE OF KATHERINE JENKINS – A TRIBUTE
SINGER Katherine Jenkins has bravely admitted “hearing about” the bomb atrocities in Boston. The 32-year-old had first taken to Twitter to inform fans she was fully up to speed on events in Massachusetts. Three people died and more than 180 ... Read More »
BGT PANIC AS SOMEONE WITH TALENT TURNS UP
IT has emerged this week that filming of auditions for the new series of Britain’s Got Talent had to be halted …because someone with TALENT turned up. The shock contestant was hurriedly ushered aside before the reception room full of ... Read More »
BIEBER WANTS BEAVER
AUDITIONS are being held for the role of a beaver to become Justin Bieber’s new animal sidekick following the confiscation by the authorities of his pet monkey. They will be broadcast as a new X Factor-style talent show entitled I ... Read More »
SIX DEGREES OF DESPERATION – What links Dale Winton and Kim Jong Un?
1 Dale Winton presented the TV game show Supermarket Sweep 2 Sweep is a puppet character on The Sooty Show 3 Sooty was created by Harry Corbett 4 His namesake Harry H Corbett starred in Steptoe and Son, written by ... Read More »
POLICE REFUSE TO CONFIRM UNCONFIRMED ARREST
POLICE are refusing to confirm if the man they arrested yesterday in the continuing inquiry into some investigation they won’t confirm – is a man. A police spokesman told The Splurt: “The individual in question is either a man or ... Read More »
DENISE WELCH DIDN’T BREAK MY NOSE, SAYS VORDERMAN
LOOSE Women anchor Carol Vorderman has told pals she did not have her nose broken by co-star Denise Welch. She told friends: “I broke it when I fell off my 12-inch heels while leaving the nose clinic Easter cocktail party. ... Read More »
SIX DEGREES OF DESPERATION What links Kelly Brook and Jordan?
1. Kelly Brook shares her first name with Kelly Osbourne. 2. Kelly’s mum is Sharon Osbourne. 3. Sharon’s maiden name is Levy. 4. Daniel Levy runs Tottenham Hotspur FC. 5. They are managed by Andre Villas-Boas. 6. Peter Andre was ... Read More »
ROYAL EXCLUSIVE: Royal baby name goes West!
THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are said to be considering following Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s lead by calling the new Royal baby “North” as well. A Palace insider said: “North Wales has a nice ring to it.” As ... Read More »
