World
Harry behaves himself – shock
BUCKINGHAM Palace has refused to comment on reports coming out of America that Prince Harry has “behaved impeccably” while on a Royal visit there. A downmarket US tabloid has claimed that he was not ONCE seen naked in public and ... Read More »
See what happens when we’re not allowed to shoot people, say gun nuts
THE gun lobby in America has told President Obama that banning guns will only lead to more outrages like the Boston Marathon bombing. A spokesman for the pressure group Killing Things Is Better Than Sex said in a letter to ... Read More »
Hugo Chavez dead? Might be, says state TV
VENEZUELAN president Hugo Chavez “might have died, might not”, the country’s state-run news organisation said last night. Reports suggested the Prez, who had been suffering from cancer and falling ratings for his TV chat show for several years, had passed ... Read More »
SIX DEGREES OF DESPERATIONDESPERATION What links the Rev. Ian Paisley with Pope Benedict XVI
1) The Rev. Paisley’s catchphrase in the 70s was “No surrender!” (Still makes me chuckle – Ed) 2) I Surrender was a track off the 1981 album Difficult To Cure by soft rock supremos Rainbow 3) Rainbow was a British ... Read More »
Non-UK doctors face scribble test
DOCTORS from EU countries wishing to work in the NHS will have to prove their handwriting is utterly illegible before they will be allowed to practise in this country, under new Government rules. Announcing the measures, Health Secretary Jeremy “I’m ... Read More »
Choirboys hit as molestings slow
CHOIRBOYS who are looking to cash in on compensation payouts in 40 years’ time say priests are “too scared” to abuse them because of recent high profile cases in the press. One lad, who chirrups for St Xavier and Souls ... Read More »
Fury at Iran’s ‘little man’ space flight
ANIMAL welfare groups around the world have condemned Iranian plans to send their president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, into space. The experimental flight, in which the unknowing Ahmadinejad will be strapped into a box and shot into space on a rocket bought ... Read More »
Hillary wants to be President Homer Clinton
THE mystery surrounding Hillary Clinton’s increasingly bizarre dress sense and hairstyles during her years as US Secretary of State has finally been solved. It has been revealed that she is planning to run for President as the Democratic candidate in ... Read More »
ALL SCHOOLS SHUT AS IT CLOUDS OVER!
EVERY school in britain closed this week after it clouded over a bit. The freaky weather caused major disruption across the UK and in some places the cloud was so thick there were drops of rain at one point. A ... Read More »
Obama ‘has death wish’
PRESIDENT Obama has been accused of “suicide by gun nut” after announcing plans to curb the array of weapons Americans will be allowed to privately own. His plans aim to amend the Second Amendment, which states all Americans are entitled ... Read More »
