Man who reported 153 UFO sightings in one night arrested near Heathrow

A MAN who rang 999 to report UFO sightings more than 150 times in a night has been arrested near Heathrow Airport. Doctors say the man, who they describe as having “wild eyes and an unkempt blond shock of hair”, only responds to the name Boris and he has apparently become obsessed with what he calls “strange alien flying machines” in the skies above Staines. He told police: “They come every night and you don’t see it, only I know what they’re doing. They’re aliens intent on taking over the area and creating a Third Runway. “We must drive them out to sea. Build an island. A huge island where they can all land and be trapped.” A police spokesman said: “He’s a f***ing nutter. “Luckily I’ve got my tazer handy.”