What Royal adult might look like…

THE nation celebrated this week at the news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her first child. Least we assume it’s… (That’s enough of that – Ed). Anyway, the first question on everyone’s lips is: How many days holiday are we going to get when the child is born? And the second question is: What will the baby look like when it’s grown up? The Splurt this week asked the country’s leading photofit creators to use the latest digital technology available to make images of how the Royal baby will look when it is an adult. As you can see, the results are truly terrifying. A Buckingham Palace spokesman said: “I’m not shocked, what with all the inbreeding that goes on. I’ll be surprised if it doesn’t come out with two heads.”